OMFG… it Twilight n’ shit…

I work part time at the mall (at Juicy Couture… shut up) and tonight when I was on my break, I walked past the movie theater and witnessed all of the pale, mostly overweight Twilight fans sitting in line to watch the movie at midnight.  I did that at 9:00pm.  3 hours before the start of the movie.  The only time I show up 3 hours early to something is a sporting event, so I can tailgate.  I there was no tailgating going on.  No grills, no drinking… just a bunch of dorks sitting in a line, with their “hot topic” bags, getting ready to watch a stupid movie.

When I asked what the appeal of the movie was, one girl I worked with said, “I just want a guy that can run really fast and kill a bobcat”… maybe she said Mountain Lion, either way, I immediately laughed.  I’ve never seen Twilight, so I have no idea what she was referring to, but I’m sure it has something to do with a scene in the movie or the book.  All I know is that when I got home, I ordered a new pair of running shoes, and next week I’m going on a safari.  One day, I’ll be that fast running cat killer… one day.

Be sure to swing by this weekend, as we might have something going on.  I don’t want to promise anything though.

-Phil

Tags: Dave, Jim, Phil

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